Warning: this is a fanblog, and I talk a lot about "Glee", which is a terrible show to which I am gloriously addicted. Some people call me wordplay, and sometimes I write stories and some of them are terribly dirty, but most of the time I just act silly. If you've come here to ask about podfic or making pdfs or translations, go look over here. Otherwise: HI!
The one I outlined last night, where ”Chandler bitches and whines to his best friends in show choir, Rebecca and Porsche, about the cute boy he met at the music store who flirted over text message for a week before turning out to have a boyfriend.”
The one where Will gets over his graduation angst by helping Emma brainstorm ideas for next year’s pamphlets. The first step is when he realizes that he can’t remember the names of all the rest of his students and she shames him and won’t let his sorry ass marry her until he can give her 10 distinct pamphlet titles that should be helpful for this year’s students. It gets totally ugly when he pitches, “So your dad is totally a vampire,” and ends with him discovering that, hey, Tina can kind of really sing and, also, oh shit these are his students, not his BFFs.
The one where Quinn rediscovers her direction and ambition and self-respect. Shockingly enough, it’s not located at the base of some random’s dick, which is why it takes her aaaaages.
The one where we discover that Rory and Sugar are back from their long weekend in Jamaica. Well, the one where we discover that they were gone, anyway.
The one where Kurt and Blaine live happily ever after. Oh wait, Imma do that anyway.