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Do you think Blaine pops the question to Kurt right then, in the room, in front of everybody?
I love people’s optimism, I do - teach me your ways! But like, the issue isn’t about being worried about Klaine. I *know* Kurt and Blaine will get back together eventually. I *know* the engagement/relationship storyline will continue next year and will probably be one of the main focuses. But Glee is making me not care. Because that was not Klaine. That was Blaine being head over heels in love with Kurt and Kurt not giving a shit. And that makes me blue.
The thing I keep coming back to is the parallelism to their emotional situation from mid-season-2. I rewatched a bunch of that stuff over the last few weeks and it’s not until Kurt starts to chill the fuck out a little bit that Blaine gets hit with the clue bat, so maybe that’s what we’re moving toward?
I don’t know.
I miss Kurt Hummel terribly, and I’ve been feeling it all season, but tonight was the night that made me want to sit around and eat ice cream and mope about it.
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As usual, I only come out of the woodwork to really complain about Glee when it’s something to do with the geography.
I mean, I made my peace with Kurt commuting from Lima to Westerville on a daily basis some time ago, but The University of Lima is one of those things that maybe should have come up back when Kurt was the only gay kid in Lima, or when last year’s seniors were graduating, or… I mean, any other time over the last 4 seasons, really. (Although props for the girls dancing during Love Shack?) That there is a university there (a university big enough to support a Greek community, apparently) changes the characterization of the town so completely that…
Oh fuck it.

This moment captured in the bottom gif gives me just the MOST epic Kurt Hummel feelings. Just.
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Dude, Sam, we are dating ourselves with our references.
But he’s absolutely right - watching that shit unfold in real time was boring as hell and painful. If you watched later on DVD you don’t get the full impact; waiting each week for him to be basic and uninteresting and mostly just in the way was a massive downer. (By the by, that was also season 4, if memory serves.)
(I mean, that whole plot was a shitshow, really. God. Don’t get me started.)
(Source: bespectacledcolfer)
Oh for fuck’s sake it’s going to take time.
Because, look, if Klaine are back together and fine totally in 4.10 that would actually be a disaster.
1. Blaine would still be fucked up and have not solved his shit
2. Kurt will not have managed to turn on a dime to be exactly what Blaine needs while trying to deal with the rest of his life.
3. That would leave essentially a season and a half before they get married (re: Ryan Murphy saying Kurt marries at 21) in which if they are fine the entire time and that is it is boring boring boring boring.
4. And if the show split them again because of that, it would be way more likely to stick. Do Not Want.
5. Longing has to last for more than two episodes. Two episodes barely counts as longing.
6. You know what’s useful? A basis for comparison.
7. No really, especially for Kurt, who hasn’t even wanted other guys who were actual options (gay and his age) and had to warm up to the idea of sex. Blaine, on the other hand, has, especially now, a bit more experience.
8. Honestly, this makes me relieved, because I didn’t understand the narrative structure of them getting back together in 4.10
9. You know what’s a great story? The thing where two people try to figure out if the intense, nearly magical pull they feel between each other is the universe telling them they have to learn how to be together or the universe telling them they have to learn how to figure out how to be apart. Rachel and Finn don’t even know how to frame that question — Kurt and Blaine do.
10. You want Kurt and Blaine to sing “Come What May.” They only get to sing “Come What May” if it’s an act of reuniting. If everything’s been fine in the romantic and sexual department between them leading up to that episode, it’s a waste of that song to give it to them. So this thing people are flipping about in 4.11 is the price you pay for what you want in the Moulin Rouge episode.
YOU WIN.
It has to be “Being Alive” and, beyond Glee, I have such funny feelings about Company finding its feet again after such a long quiet period - I have seen so many productions of this show in the last 5-10ish years (including this TINY one with Sir Leon from Merlin as Bobby and oh god, it was hilarious) and it makes me grin to watch it happen, and here it is washing up on Glee.
Also: didn’t we get some kind of spoiler hint in the last several months that Patti LuPone would be coming up again? Or did I make that up?
So, basically: flappy hands at my house.
(True fact: if they found some way to make drunk!Kurt do Ladies Who Lunch I would pass out of happiness. This is not my favorite show and there are such issues and it is so 1970s but I’ve talked before about how throwbacky Kurt feels to me and, yeah.)
I keep looking at my dash and thinking, “Is there really a song called Cup Pegasus?”
Yes, yes, I think I got it now. Don’t mind me.
Can we just get to 404 already so we can do the putting-back-together part?
I feel like I’m just sitting here waiting for somebody to hit me. I did not make a slap bet with you, Glee.
3 - Glee Cast
… oh my god.
oh my god.
oh my god.
I just… actually lack words for this.
I am very much looking forward to finding out what Teen Jesus thinks this song is about. *chinhands*
And Jenna Jenna oh girl. *sigh*
(Source: berryhudson)
So my newest passion is coming up with the NAME of this thing tumblr does every time there is a hint of a spoiler, this thing where within about 5 minutes we’ve already figured out multiple ways to be pissed off about it. And, I mean, I get it - I don’t roll that way usually, but I think I have a reasonable understanding of why some people do - but to me it’s really new as a fandom experience and I want to name it.
So far I have rejected “Speculative Temper Tantrum” and “Anticipatory Bitch Fit” because they’re just not snappy enough. “Making Probably Painfully Accurate Predictions About Glee” is cumbersome as hell. “Prophylactic Viewer Rage” doesn’t work. “Hate Cocooning” isn’t specific enough.
“Preaction”? “Premature Gleejaculation”? Something along those lines, yeah?
Taking all comers. Here, come laugh at us with me, we’ll do it together and maybe it’ll make you feel better again for a few minutes?
Good lord he looks extra pretty here.
(Source: chrispycolfer, via thestaticinhersmile)
Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)
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